Jay Clong has a passion for pushing. Though he's as capable as removing flesh from bone as any saurus, this hefty lizardman prefers opening holes for skinks to random acts of violence. This rare discipline on the field makes Clong an indefensible offensive asset.
Though some Crocfin fans lament that the team did not choose the rare strong armed thrower skink Madd Rian over the bulk linemen, Belly Parkles is committed to building a team from the inside out.
"What the hell you going to do, put 11 skinks out there to get stomped into the pitch?" says Parkles, his giant pot belly rumbling with annoyance. "I don't care how fast your team is, if you don't have some trained killers in the trenches, you're going to get slaughtered like a bunch of elves out there."
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